Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hi There!

Welcome!

The purpose of this blog is simple: we are offering access to a list of restaurants in Tennessee that people who pee their pants at even the very thought of guns are planning to patronize.

I believe, as the majority of Tennesseans do, that no one should have to eat near someone who may lose control of his or her bladder and/or bowels just because a gun is:

1) in his or her presence, even if safely carried by a law-abiding citizen, or

2) something that others in the restaurant might think is an OK thing for law-abiding citizens to have on their persons.

I also believe, but am not 100% sure, that access to this list will also keep you from having your dinner interrupted by the ravings of self-important jackasses demanding that restaurant proprietors turn off Fox News on restaurant televisions.

If this sounds like a lot of work to you, well, no worries on that score. Since we have actual lives and therefore do not let ourselves get worked up about ridiculous things, we're not really going to do much ourselves. No, we're simply going to let those who apparently have very little going on in their own lives to do the work for us by linking to their sites.

Here you go:

http://saferestaurantstennessee.blogspot.com/


http://eatgunfreetn.wordpress.com/

By referring to these sites and using the information therein, you can be more assured of a pleasant meal when you go out by not frequenting those particular places. At the very least, you can drastically lower your chances of having to sit anywhere in the vicinity of Steve Steffens, which, you must admit, is a net positive any way you look at it.